Christmas: FCK YEAH TIME TO SHOVE CANDY CANES UP MY ASS
Easter: FCK YES GONNA SHOVE EASTER EGGS UP MY ASS
St. Patrick’s Day: FRCKIN YEA TIME TO FIND A LEPRECHAUN AND SHOVE HIM UP MY ASS
4th of July: FCK YEAH TIME TO LIGHT UP FIREWORKS AND SHOVE EM UP MY ASS
Halloween: PUMPKINS? CANDY? SPOOKY? ALL UP MY ASS
Valentine’s Day: CUPID SHOOT THAT ARROW UP MY ASS
if you’re hot and you follow me and I don’t follow you. you need to fucking speak up
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"